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Sunday, February 6, 2011

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This is another great post by Bruce Lee, marketer and advertiser par excellence.

Most graphic designers would be happier in ancient Egypt.


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Egyptologists disagree on whether this papyrus from the Eighteenth Dynasty promotes an energy drink (Red Ox) or a feminine hygiene product "with wings".


Due to the exclusive use of hieroglyphic symbols for communication, designers then could do what designers today long to do: arrange pretty pictures on a page (or papyrus, or stone). There was no ugly and superfluous "copy" to deal with. (Nor, they might add, ugly and superfluous copywriters.)


For many years, I've worked shoulder to shoulder with graphic designers. The way it usually works is I come up with a headline, then some body copy. I have an image in mind to accompany the copy - most times it's simply a beauty shot of a product. Anyway, the copy and the image are the puzzle pieces handed off to the designer. It's their job to assemble them into something that will capture the attention of the potential customer. I like to think the copy will then retain that attention long enough to explain the product's benefits and provide a call to action.


At least, that's the way I like it to work.


Instead, with the regularity of the rooster at the rising of Ra, I'm beckoned to look over the shoulder of the designer, to their computer monitor, the better to see the necessity of the action they're about to demand from me. Which is to cut the copy.


"Too many words! This copy block is too big," they say, patronizingly pointing out what they think is self-evident.


"But what about the selling message? Where would you would suggest I cut back?" I reply, knowing they already sense weakness in my challenge.


They immediately snatch the upper hand by wielding the weapon of low condescension. "I haven't read it."


You see, to the graphic designer, copy is merely a shape (a rather ungainly one) that, as often as not, interferes with the process of the Visual Processor.


And, as often as not, they're right.


Especially in a world stampeding to e-readers.


Recent biometrics research (which included EEG readings, eye tracking, surveys, interviews and perhaps TSA junk touching) on iPad advertising shows that "high scoring ads in the study had a clean look - and they didn't have a lot of text."


Further, it was reported that, "...when emotion and cognition measured high, the user was drawn into the ad. High emotion and low cognition were preferable readings - meaning the ad produced positive emotions without prompting the reader to think too much. Negative emotion and high cognition indicated the user was frustrated."


To those who think the point of advertising is to get people to think (and therefore make reasoned judgements), think again. The point of advertising is to get people to buy stuff. And this research is saying that pictures (with a minimum of annoying "words") may do that best, at least with this soon-to-be-dominant medium.


Is the movement away from copy merely a passing fashion or a larger and more lasting cultural shift? Are we heading forward or backward?


Maybe the Egyptians had it right the first time.


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2010 Trends to Ignore: How I did (not great)


Well, 2010 was interesting.


On the down side: Kidney stones and the ER; a wasp attack; head explosions.


On the up side: A fantastic year for my family; a great year for my company; a terrific team that's kicking butt.


But how'd I do with my predictions for 2010? Let's see:


Bing versus Google. I predicted Bing would flop. Eh - Bing now has 12% of the market. Not exactly beating Google's door down, but at least they didn't end up relaunching under a new name like, I dunno, Live. 75% for me.
Yahoo!. I said Yahoo! was done for. And what do you know - they're done for. 100% for me!
Mobile advertising. I said people would ask 'is it making money' and then stop using it. People, apparently, don't care if it's making money. So they kept spending money on mobile. 10% for me.
Web 3.0 The term didn't die, but at least it didn't take off. 65%.
Apple vs. Microsoft. I said it'd be Apple vs. Google in 2010, not Apple vs. Microsoft. Worth a B: 85%.
Boutique content sites. All bad for the boutique sites. Content sweatshops like eHow are winning. Which sucks. But worth an A-. I said they'd win. 90%
Corporate social media policies. I'd had high hopes that one big traditional company. One. Just. One. would get their head out of their tuchus and embrace social media. 'Embrace' means 'approach with affection', not 'approach like it has an STD'. Alas. F+ for Ian. 30%
Augmented reality. Failed. Utterly. 100% for me..
Google real time search. My exact quote from a year ago: "Eventually, we'll all realize that a real-time stream of poo is still poo". Eventually hasn't happened. The hype continues. 30% for me.
Green marketing. Should've died. Keeps going strong. Sigh. 0% for me.
"Don't be evil". Hm. Haven't heard that quote from the Googlers in a while. I said it'd starved to death for want of attention. Google frapped their rankings and is well on their way to becoming a data dictatorship. But I'll still keep buying Adwords. 100% right, but -20% for being a hypocrite.

Yikes. 60% for the year. I passed.


My prediction for 2011? I will not be making any predictions.

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Sorry, but your charts are ugly


I once got fired for improving sales 300%.


I showed a client a report. It was awesome and I was dang proud of the results. The report read like this:


Sales from organic search last year were $50,000. Sales from organic search this year were $150,000.


Sales from PPC last year were $60,000, against a spend of $30,000. Sales from PPC this year were $70,000, against a spend of $10,000.


The client read the report, pursed their lips thoughtfully and said "Yeah, but my ROI from pay per click marketing sucked."


I started getting a twitch in my left eye that persists to this day.


"No", I said, "See, last year you spent $30k to get $60k. This year you spent $10k to get $70k. That's better, right?"


"Well, OK, but my ROI can't have improved that much if you only added $10k to my sales."


Fired.


This is an extreme case, obviously. But since then I've considered the presentation of the data as important as the data itself. That may seem horrible—the content's what's important, right? But it's a harsh reality: When you're presenting internet marketing reports to someone who has about 30 spare seconds, image is everything.


Want to avoid my sorry fate? Here are a few tips I've stolen from others over the years:


3D? Faded colors? Shiny bar graphs? No.


I said no.


Take your finger away from the drop shadow button and step. away. slowly.


Look at this graph:


lousy line graph


It's puuuurrrttttyyyyyy. But can you take it all in and figure out what it's trying to show? No, unless it's trying to show that someone bought the latest version of Numbers.


Now try this version, instead:


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Still not perfect, but it's an improvement, right?


So, rule 1: No extra crap.

No 3D effects.No weird color fills.No 'creative' backgrounds.If you're feeling creative, focus that energy to making your data really easy to interpret.

If you've got multiple columns in your spreadsheet, and need to show separate trends for each, use separate charts. Trust me on this one - it always works better. Here's the example from above. I created a second Y axis so the 'conversions' line is easier to read. Yeah, right:


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This isn't too bad, but it still makes your reader work. Try this instead—separate the graphs to multiple smaller ones:


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A few hints on this method:

Where possible, use the same scale. I can't do that with the 'conversions' graph, at least on the Y axis. But for the 'Clicks' and 'Cost', I set them both to a maximum of 1000. That lets you compare like with like.Remove every non-essential decoration when you're using small charts like these. Even gridlines. Your reader isn't looking for precise numbers. You can have the data table nearby for that.I also removed the round circles that were plotting points. I'm not a big fan of those.

Sometimes it's tempting to do things like change the Y axis to have a higher minimum value. That emphasizes trends:


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Please don't, unless there's a really good reason, and you tell the reader.


Sometimes, your client needs to really see the data. Don't be afraid to try creative approaches, like using repeating symbols:


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Don't go wild, but sometimes using what Tufte calls 'small multiples' can really go a long way.


Really, all of this is about keeping it simple. A simple line graph. A simple bar chart. No decoration. Just the facts, ma'am.


If you want to learn a ton more about this, try



these books:


Everything I've learned, I've learned from these books.

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5 response codes you gotta know: Learn to speak server


Whether you're an internet marketing wonk, a top IT geek or an SEO pro, you need to know how to speak web server. Not fluently, of course. If you can do the equivalent of asking where the bathroom is, you'll be in good shape. That's what I'm going to go over now.


When you visit a web site, your web browser has a whole conversation with the server hosting that site:


Browser: Hey man, can I get the page that's located at... lessee... www.gibblegibbet.com?


Server: Let me check... Yup, looks fine.


Browser: OK, thanks! Send it over!


Server: Here you go.


That entire conversation is encapsulated in a single response code. Response codes are simple, 3-digit codes that a server sends back to visiting web browsers. Web servers send the same codes back to search crawlers, so it's very, very important that you know what these codes mean.


Yeah, I know, I just oversimplified. If you reaaalllly want all the details of http headers and such, I could write it all down, but you'll have to pay me. It's really boring stuff.

There are a lot of 'em, but I'll stick to the 5 you really need to know:


The 200 code is a server's way of saying "everything's fine, here's the page or file you asked for".


That conversation would match the one I wrote above.


301 - also called a permanent redirect - means that the page the browser/crawler requested is no longer around, but there's a new page now, and the server will provide the new URL instead. That conversation goes like this:


Browser: Yo, gimme www.gibblegibbet.com/default.aspx


Server: Nope, no can-do. It's gone. But we've put up a new, permanent page at www.gibblegibbet.com/index.html. You can go there from now on.


Browser: Ah, got it. I'll make a note.


Use 301 codes when you delete one page and replace it with another, or when you rebuild your site and your entire site structure changes. That'll make your site visitors and search engines happy.


302 means the requested page is not around right now, but it'll be back:


Browser: Yo, gimme www.gibblegibbet.com/default.aspx


Server: Nope, it's gone for now. Took a vacation. But we've got an alternate up and running at www.gibblegibbet.com/index.html. Use that for now, but remember, we'll be switching back to the original soon.


Browser: Stupid detours. OK, fine.


Server: Don't get all persnickety. I just do what my webmaster says.


I embellished a bit. But you get the idea. A 302 redirect - also called a temporary redirect - tells a browser or search crawler not to look too closely at the new page, because the old one will be back.


It's rare that a 302 is a good idea. If you're using 302 redirection, make sure there's a good reason, because it could wreak havoc with your rankings.


404 means the page is gone or never existed, and the server has no idea what happened.


Browser: I need to see www.gibblegibbet.com/cheepwareznow.html


Server: Yeah, right. Sorry, that page doesn't exist. It may have once, but it's gone now.


Browser: WTH?!!!


You should fix 404 errors when you find 'em on your site, or do a 301 redirect from the missing page to a relevant one.


There are actually a lot of different 50x options: 500, 501, 502, 503, etc.. But they all mean the same thing:


Browser: Hey, can I have a look at www.gibblegibbet.com?


Server: OK, I'll aaaaaaaaaaaauuuugh.


Browser: Auuuuuuuuuuugh?


Server: thud


The server is kaput. It's dead, unconscious or just taking a break, and it can't even respond to any request. If one of our sites starts delivering 50x errors, that's my time to panic, 'cause it means something went really wrong.


Congratulations. You now speak preschool server, and can ask for basic directions when necessary. Truth is, only 1% of 1% of people involved in internet marketing need to know more than this. You can wow your tech folks in the next meeting.


If you do want to know a huge range of status codes, look at the W3C site.

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Levinshtein link fixer (aka the Levinator) code, now available

October 15, 2010 by ian

Well, after spending 45 minutes trying to figure out github, I've realized I'm not as much of a nerd as I thought.

So, in the mean time, here's a nice ZIPped archive of the code for the Levenshtein link redirector I've written in PHP. I've named it the Levinator - Dr. Doofenshmirtz would be proud.

I've talked about it before, but here's the rundown.

This tool compares a list of good URLs and 404 URLs.

Then, using Levenshtein distance calculation, it figures out the closest-matching good URL for each broken one.

Finally, it generates a list of 301 redirects, .htaccess-style, so you can set up redirection.

You'll need:

PHPBasic knowledge of coding (very basic)A list of good URLs on your siteAnd a list of 404 errors - easy to get from Google Webmaster Tools

I'm releasing this under Creative Commons Share-Alike and require attribution.

Creative Commons License
The Levinator by Ian Lurie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

Have at it:

[ Download the Levinator ]

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